I am addicted to the digital world.
Today is a fantastic day. After work, my world will return to normalcy. The void I have lived with for the last 6 months will finally be filled. My new DirecTV service with HD/DVR will be hooked up when I get home!
In my 26 years on this planet, I have never known life before Cable TV. A proud member of “Generation Y,” I was born with a remote control in my hand. I always had cable: growing up, in my college dorm, in my first apartment, and finally in my first house.
This all changed about 6 months ago. Like many other Americans, Nate and I re-evaluated our budget, trying to find ways to save a few bucks here and there. We canceled the land line (only telemarketers call that anyways), combined cell phone services, and even switched to generic soda. Right around this time our contract with Dish Network was expiring, and we thought, “do we really need to spend $85/mo on television when we can just watch the networks for free?” We bit the bullet. We canceled. The Dark Age began.
It wasn’t so bad at first. I re-discovered PBS. My new favorite shows became American Scientific Frontiers and Cook’s Country. If nothing was on, I’d actually turn off the TV and move on to other things – take a bike ride, weed the garden, play PS3, rent a Blu-Ray. A new world had opened up.
Then winter set in. A horrible, awful winter. Over 35 inches of snow in December alone! Now, it’s the cold snap that seems to last forever. For the last 2 months, leaving the house has been unbearable! When you are cooped up inside for so long, there are only so many ways you can pass the time. The Locals just don’t cut it anymore. I don’t think I can ever watch another episode of Who Wants to be a Millionaire? or Judge Judy.
But what do I miss most about life before the Dark Age? DVR. I’ve wasted far too much time watching commercials. Now that American Idol is back on, I can’t bear to actually waste 2 hours of my valuable evening time watching it. With a DVR, I can watch an entire episode in 35 minutes, not miss any of the action, and get on with my life.
Oh modern technology, how I have missed you. I promise never to leave you again. I’ll just have to find something else to sacrifice…